Funny Retirement T-Shirt — "I Really Don't Mind Getting Old, My Body Is Having a Major Hissy Fit"
Light Blue / S
$15.88
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This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a playful, slightly mischievous vibe — a worn-in character illustration sits center chest with the cheeky line, “I really don’t mind getting old, but my body is having a major hissy fit.” The soft, ring-spun cotton drapes comfortably and the tubular knit gives a clean, seam-free silhouette that keeps the artwork front-and-center. Wear it on slow weekend mornings, layered under a denim jacket for casual outings, or as the go-to shirt for relaxed gatherings where a little humor eases the room. The resilient ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep shape through many washes, while the printed label and high-quality DTG/DTF printing maintain a smooth, itch-free feel against the skin. Subtle natural flecks in the unprocessed colorway add a handcrafted charm that pairs well with faded denim or cozy joggers.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing options for vibrant chest and sleeve graphics; tear-away printed label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Funny Retirement T-Shirt — "I Really Don't Mind Getting Old, My Body Is Having a Major Hissy Fit"
$15.88
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing options for vibrant chest and sleeve graphics; tear-away printed label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean