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Printed single-sided in vivid color on plush fabric, it reads well in photos and on cozy-crop displays used by fans of kawaii and soft-grunge aesthetics.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester, 17% spandex option\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²) for extra soft feel\n- Single-sided high-detail, vibrant print\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":51052910870806,"sku":"39171809146391317358","price":19.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":51052910903574,"sku":"13624397541823015438","price":29.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":51052910936342,"sku":"77228970456487830702","price":37.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/8768\/2838\/files\/11119626690090032950_2048.jpg?v=1771801215"},{"product_id":"whisk-taker-kitchen-towel-kitchen-pun-towel-cooking-humor","title":"Whisk Taker Kitchen Towel | kitchen pun towel, cooking humor","description":"Whisk Taker — a clean, kitchen-pun blanket that pairs minimalist foodie humor with soft, practical fabric. A centered, sans-accented one-liner arches above a small, cartoon whisk character in muted red and teal accents on a canvas-white field, giving a tidy, upbeat vibe that reads clearly in thumbnails and on counters. The design leans into the Kitchen Pun Minimalism trend with spare whitespace, simple iconography, and an uncluttered layout that fits into casual cooking routines and cozy post-cooking downtime. Intended for home cooks and lighthearted hosts who enjoy culinary wordplay and approachable design; use it as a cozy layer while reading recipes, leaning on the counter, or adding a playful touch to a kitchen nook.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex options\n- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²) with extra soft hand\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":51052917489942,"sku":"20073081178106914953","price":23.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":51052917522710,"sku":"88596038726098954076","price":33.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":51052917555478,"sku":"30903385295768875949","price":41.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/8768\/2838\/files\/6851205064821689938_2048.jpg?v=1771802250"},{"product_id":"bakers-take-all-the-whisk-towel-kitchen-pun-minimalism-cooking-humor","title":"Bakers Take All The Whisk Towel | Kitchen Pun Minimalism, cooking humor","description":"A soft velveteen plush blanket printed with a clean, centered kitchen-pun design: bold sans text reading a short baking one-liner paired with a minimal whisk icon and muted teal accent. The composition follows the Kitchen Pun Minimalism trend—ample white space, tidy type, and a single-line joke that reads clearly in thumbnails and on counters. It brings a lighthearted, everyday humor to morning coffee moments, countertop lounging, or cozying up while scrolling recipes.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex print options\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²), extra soft to the touch\n- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":51052925616406,"sku":"16522402260465408043","price":22.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":51052925649174,"sku":"94292680075976984595","price":33.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":51052925681942,"sku":"25521653032039088280","price":41.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/8768\/2838\/files\/6165019845761269621_2048.jpg?v=1771803849"},{"product_id":"whip-it-whisk-kitchen-pun-velveteen-plush-blanket-kitchen-pun-towel-cooking-humor","title":"Whip It Whisk Kitchen Pun Velveteen Plush Blanket | kitchen pun towel, cooking humor","description":"A soft, kitchen-themed plush blanket featuring a centered minimalist whisk illustration and a cheeky pun — “Whip it, whip it real good.” Clean layout, muted teal accent and clear sans-style lettering make the design read easily from a counter or couch. It brings lighthearted culinary humor into everyday routines for home cooks and fans of tidy, pun-forward kitchen style.\n\nProduct features\n- Polyester fabric retains shape and dries quickly\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²) with extra-soft feel\n- Meets specified flammability and chemical compliance standards\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":51052946424086,"sku":"49404384400164236917","price":19.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":51052946456854,"sku":"63408249288434751940","price":29.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":51052946489622,"sku":"23405374551369448556","price":37.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/8768\/2838\/files\/17055219483690333764_2048.jpg?v=1771804856"},{"product_id":"i-feel-your-pain-but-keep-it-over-there-plush-blanket-softcore-airbrush-y2k-neon","title":"I Feel Your Pain But Keep It Over There Plush Blanket | Softcore Airbrush, Y2K Neon","description":"Candy-coated airbrush heart with a snarky one-liner, blending Y2K mall-art vibes and neon theatrics. A glossy pink-to-magenta gradient heart sits beneath a chrome barbed-wire arc and bubbly cursive text, pairing saccharine visuals with performative petty humor — tuned to the Softcore “Hater” Airbrush Art trend. The single-sided print pops on soft polyester fabric, making this a cozy, statement throw for fans of nostalgic airbrush graphics and ironic, candy-colored attitude.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester\/17% spandex options\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd², 300 g\/m²)\n- Single-sided high-detail vibrant print\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams\n- Meets flammability and chemical compliance requirements (lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":51068560245014,"sku":"26613800851292513000","price":19.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":51068560277782,"sku":"27392125473804532288","price":29.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":51068560310550,"sku":"13802118653499186738","price":37.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/8768\/2838\/files\/8430865159566305883_2048.jpg?v=1772324614"},{"product_id":"analog-leisure-official-grandpa-hobbies-club-velveteen-blanket-retro-wildlife-country-core","title":"Analog Leisure 'Official Grandpa Hobbies Club' Velveteen Blanket | retro wildlife, country core","description":"Retro 'Grandpa Hobbies' velveteen blanket with a mellow country-core graphic: lawn chair, fishing rod, steaming mug and a stack of books rendered in muted olive, mustard and burgundy tones. The artwork channels nostalgic 90s trophy-shirt textures and vintage sports serif lettering to nod at slow, analog leisure. Lightweight yet medium-heavy velveteen keeps the print vibrant on one side and reads as a casual, ironic-serious layer for cool evenings at home or relaxed reading and porch time.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex options\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd², ~300 g\/m²), extra soft to the touch\n- Print applied on one side in high detail and vibrant color\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Meets flammability and restricted substance compliance (lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":51068567159062,"sku":"19653282438342039739","price":19.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":51068567191830,"sku":"18412259104400087704","price":29.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":51068567224598,"sku":"60560874834599501203","price":37.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/8768\/2838\/files\/16478458540213185473_2048.jpg?v=1772324953"},{"product_id":"in-my-silly-goose-era-blanket-silly-goose-wholesome-meme","title":"In My Silly Goose Era Blanket | silly goose, wholesome meme","description":"A plush, pastel-toned velveteen blanket printed on one face with a retro-style, goofy goose illustration and the playful line “In my silly goose era.” The design pairs soft, rounded lettering and heart accents with warm neutral-to-pastel colors for a gentle, meme-friendly vibe that reads quickly in thumbnails. 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